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say what?
wanna hang out?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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