I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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