member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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