wakey wakey hands off snakey
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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