well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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