Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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