This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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