How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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