You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize