Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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