do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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