Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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