Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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