Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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