nut hugger
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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