Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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