Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Randomize