I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
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At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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