i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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