"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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