I never want to see another naked old woman again.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize