whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
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I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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