Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
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im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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