i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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