I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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