so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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