The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize