Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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