People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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