Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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