So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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