so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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