Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
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Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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