what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
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2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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