I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
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I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
third nipple confirmed
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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