It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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