My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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