when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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