the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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