WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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