I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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