Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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