she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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