The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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