I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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