Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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