I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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