She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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