Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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