Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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